Resiklo (Review by MUVIMAN)

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Resiklo (Recycle)

This is the time i think i should be saying I'm not a Filipino i absolutely would not recommend this big mouthed recycled movie!!! at the start till the end they were obviously trying to copy the ideas of The Transformers from the revolving arm to the meteor supposedly hitting the planet. Resiklo (recycle) is ironic on the title, and I'm sure, when any of the International critics watch this movie, they will surely laugh at it declaring us once again, the Filipinos, to be scavengers of other productions success. the Robots on the movie in the first place looks like recycled Parts from the remains of the Transformer robots they hardly even rotate their arms!!! the walking is too slow, as if 10 frames/second or LESS!!!

they should have just been humble on the first place not declaring in the public that they can compete with international movies. This movie should not be in my own words appear in the MMFF for disciplinary action of wrong publicity and advertisement.
Transformers were not even boastful of their effects and advertisement, i actually found their trailer not interesting, because i wasn't even a Transformers fan at all, but after seeing the movie due to Friend's Urge, i even cant handle the fact that I'm in the real world without robots, i even made jokes with my friends saying that "a pedicab might transform so be careful." that's how that movie influenced me for sometime, making me watch it 3 times in the cinema before i stopped watching and get over it.

But this Resiklo, i felt Ill on my sit & i want to walk out if i just don't have someone with me who might call me "KJ" so i still watched half my eye open. pretending to be watching. i really felt the pain of paying 130PHP for this movie and i just hope i waited a while to watch it in Youtube for free because i will not continue watching it at all.Oh, no!!! i think i should say they should have paid me for watching this disgusting movie on the first place. However, this review i think is enough to announce to people not to patronize IMUS PRODUCTIONS produced movies or the 2nd RESIKLO if there may. now i understand why people want Pirated DVDs/VCDs its because its really not worth the money. and Oh!!! in case i just knew resiklo has been this devastating, i wouldn't even bother Buying a Pirated Copy of this!!!

Enough of those Effects, lets go to the storyline and meaning of the Title: Resiklo. Resiklo as mentioned above is a pinoy term for Recycle and i congratulate them for bringing it to my vocabulary for i don't know this word, but is 130PHP worth that Definition? if i only knew, i will be paying so high for this, i should have asked my friends first of the definition so that i wouldn't be watching this movie sayang 130Php, it really hurt my pocket.

the story i cant remember because it was so un interesting im half awake. but i remembered one thing, this movie is so Pro-Revilla its no doubt that they were advertising for the Revilla brothers, for god sake i can only see bong and his 2 son in this movie.

Advertisements are supposed to be made in TV commercials and in cinemas but not while the movie is running!!! it seems they were lacking the fundamentals and ethics in movie making and media. the deed to be not biased be fair to all party. i just felt watching an advertisement of revilla father and sons Inc., and they should pay me for watching their advertisement.

Tomorrow and the Days to come, i will watch more movies, made by Filipinos for the Filipinos and watch-out for my coming comments. have a nice day!!!

RAZON's ( Reviewed by Restorito)

i ate dinuguan and sizzling bulalo

this resto is an innovative one for making their bulalo without sabaw, and the taste is excellent, the buttery sizzled beef has been melting with juicy marinade in my mouth with exploding flavors i cant comprehend how was it made, simply a heavenly felt moment while i was savoring my money's worth ^_^ i once again ate a food that has made me unconscious of my abs diet and whispered me that i have to give a tip for the cook. this simply gave me back my appetite for food i cant even remember the price i paid because of this very delicious thing. i usually eat food not because i want to or i love to... i eat food because i need to, i have to maintain my figure and cant ruin my investment in my body, i simply eat food to add muscle, for my body not to catabolize. i know this will not be the last time ill be visiting this Kapampangan Resto because of this revolutionized cuisine and recipe.

but when i tasted their Dinuguan which took 75Php off my pocket, it was so disgusting i can hardly swallow it just because of the taste is like a usual Dinuguan you can taste in the Turo Turo, i can feel the fats of the PIG (not pork) giggling in my mouth, IT WAS A TORTURE!!! the salty consistency of blood has been running on my tongue amd i have to eat it, because i was with someone who is ETHICAL in food and i dont want to start a fight, however, when i reached home, i threw it out with my all vigor making me think that i ate a PIG not a PORK (ABSOLUTELY NOT MY MONEY's WORTH, i can only feel it's worth for 15 PESO).

I eat with passion, for i watch what i eat, if whenever you see me eating something i dont like, expect me to visit a Restroom after and hear my soul Shouting for justice!!!
if i eat something really appetizing however, i will never remember the price even how many times i ate it in your resto. and expect me to comeback, craving for more ^_^